jellyrolland:

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

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clavid:

There’s a huge problem in this country that goes largely unrecognized and that is knock-off oreos

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vanehwasreal:

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”

I have never been more distraught in my entire life

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potato-tots:

missingeharmony:

potato-tots:

potato-tots:

what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?

a pastatute

how many people unfollowed you because of this

20

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ghost-anus:

drug-land:

cotton candy that gets you high

what a time to be alive

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helioscentrifuge:

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have. 

Stop dividing by zero

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terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

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what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

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intractably:

My science teacher wrote this poem when he was in grade 9, which was 1985.

When you read it from a relationship perspective, it means that she didn’t like him, she liked someone else.

When you read it from Science’s perspective, “he” would be the Earth, and it explains how eclipse works. 

(Source: intractably, via mountain-dew-lover)

turntechgodisc:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

charisma is convincing someone to do it anyways

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